Sunday, April 12, 2009

Why is my beloved fiancee angry with me after I gave her flowers? Are some women just never happy?

Yesterday happened to be our 2nd anniversary of our first date. 2 years ago I took her with me to a dental appointment I had, and she was able to read a number of magazines while I had my filling put in. That was the beginning of a very romantic journey that has continued to this very day. :)





My beloved Megan (Mee-Gun, NOT May-Gun) is a jewel in the rough. In a world full of widgets, she is a sparkling diamond. She even works an extra job at night for a little extra income so that I can dedicate my free time to playing Madden %26#039;08. Trust me, that extra money she earns is going to buy her any wedding ring she can afford if I have my way!





So I sent her 7 yellow roses with a card to her workplace today. I sent along a beautiful card that read %26quot;Here. Love, Jacquot%26quot;.





Now she won%26#039;t talk to me! Normally this would be alright, as I need to concentrate on my Madden %26#039;08 game now that we are in the playoffs, but tonight I am hosting a couple from work for a dinner party.





What can I do to make this right? I need her to make her special spaghetti for dinner tonight. I%26#039;m up for a promotion!





Thanks :)

Why is my beloved fiancee angry with me after I gave her flowers? Are some women just never happy?
These people think you%26#039;re serious!!! lmao





You goof~!!





Next time just send her the bill for the flowers and throw the flowers away! That%26#039;ll teach her!





I hope you get that spaghetti and not another sandwich!
Reply:I don%26#039;t know why she%26#039;s mad, but this happen to us before, I wasn%26#039;t angry though, I told my husband never buy me cut roses, because they%26#039;re a wast of money. I rather him buy me something alive, also, the color yellow also means jealousy. Next time try a different color.
Reply:You are an idiot. You let her work all the time so you can slack and she has to buy her own wedding ring. No wonder she is mad at you for the flowers....it was probably her money that bought the dumb things.
Reply:you wrote %26quot;here.%26quot; thats why. You did not elaborate ot say happy 2nd annivarsary or aything to that effect so it made her feel like you had to do it, not because you wanted too.
Reply:you annoy me. I don%26#039;t know why. you just do.
Reply:As it happens I am not also not the founder of the law firm Notta, Lotta, %26amp; Help, (aquired during a hostile take over from one teary eyed MLA ((man that guys a cryer))) I am also a psychologist (although I am equally as unhelpful as such) I like to offer my couples counseling to you and your beloved Megan..


Fee Schedule:





a. $ 50 I blame it all on you


b. $100 Regular counseling


c. $150 I blame it all on her


d. $200 I blame it all on her and guilt her into pleasuring you daily


e. $250 you receive D %26amp; I also get rid of the mother in law



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